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笑谈东北民俗几大怪和哈尔滨现代生活几大怪  

2008-01-05 22:02:10|  分类: 哈尔滨万花筒 |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

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          漂在哈尔滨己十年多了,入乡随俗,在哈尔滨三教九流交了许多朋友,到过黑龙江所有城市,自己完全溶入到这片黑土地,一言一行己完全东北化,因老家远离哈尔滨,俗话说:十里不同天,百里不同俗!我们沙朗这个小县级市说出来大家不一定信,县的南半部和北半部话大家都听不懂,不象到了东北,大家都没有语言问题.

        东北因在关外,加上气候寒冷,肯定和关内.南方有不同的民风,临近春节,我归类了大家公认的东北民俗几大怪,自己观察的哈尔滨现代生活几大怪,用一个外乡人的眼光看,一切都是善意的,希望大家不要"板砖"砸我.

         先戏说东北旧民俗几大怪:  1.草坯房子篱笆寨.

                                                    2.用土打墙墙不倒.

                                                   3.烟筒砌在山墙外.

                                                   4.窗户纸糊在窗外.

                                                   5.火盆土炕烤爷太

                                                  6.幔帐挂在炕沿外.

                                                   7.两口子睡觉头朝外.

                                                   8.养活孩子吊起来.

                                                    9.姑娘叨着大烟袋.

                                                   10.媳妇穿错公公鞋.

                                                  11.说话满嘴苣麻菜.

                                                  12.冬包豆包讲鬼怪.

                                                   13.提妖降魔神仙舞.

                                                  14.索勒杆子戳门外.

                                                  15.骡子驮子驮大戴.

                                                  16.马拉爬犁以车快.

                                                  17.反穿皮袄毛在外.

                                                  18.狐狸皮帽头上戴.

                                                  19.电报没有平信快.

                                                  20.吃水拉水用麻袋.

                                                   21.棉布乌拉脚上踹.

                                                   22.吉祥喜庆粘豆包.

                                                   23.粘豆包粘上锅盖.

                                                   24.不吃鲜菜吃酸菜.

                                                   25.用大酱要摔酱块.

                                                   26.嗄拉哈大姑娘爱.

                                                   27.小伙跳墙狗不咬.

                                                  28.老头老太爬墙比猴快.

                                                  29炕上恪饼象锅盖.

                                                   30.面条长的象裤带.

                                                   31.掏钱先解裤腰带.

                                                  32.宁舍一顿饭.不舍二人转.

                                  哈尔滨现代生活几大

                                         1.秋林面包(大列巴)象锅盖.

                                          2.面包水(格瓦斯)当汽水卖.

                                          3.欧式红肠供不上卖.

                                          4.冰棍路边摆摊儿卖,(不用冰柜)

                                          5.越冷越吃凉冰块.

                                             6.喝酒不就菜,喝起啤酒像灌溉.

                                           7.穿貂皮.挤公汽.貂皮大衣毛朝外.(买得起几万大衣,挤公交)

                                        8老年秧歌贼来派,一色老头老太太.

                                       9.松花江内冬泳游得快,江面狗拉爬犁跑得快.

                                       10.大桥再要等二年,冰雕雪塑造得快(冬季过江年年死人)

                                      11.冰天雪地花不败,满街都是姹紫嫣红"大头菜".

                                     12.小卖部叫"仓买",一楼门市半地下来.

                                     13.过街天桥不走人,全用来摆摊做买卖.

                                     14.收破烂的敲桶来,哈个方向都叫几道街来.

                                   15.大裤衩子满街拽,上厕所路边不解裤腰带.

                                   16.火车站前黄碟吆喝着卖.算命的站成排.

                                   17.管制刀具随处摆,出租车顶上都把警灯带.

                                    18.幼儿园内唱恩爱,老头要娶下一代.

                                    19.腐败分子搞三讲,包养二奶和三奶.

                                     20.开发区科技街变成酒店腐败街.

                                   21.酥皮路溥皮改,冰城马路不酥才怪.

                                 22.音乐城.音乐会300元门票.节目单都要另买!

                                 23.作家出书自己买,垃圾高校就业率比名校高.

                               24.极乐寺和尚穿皮鞋,佛头向下让香客看,往外卖.

                             25.哈尔滨一日游包括"新马太".新阳路.马家沟.太平桥.

                                 26.外地游客请到世畀著名高校"哈佛"来一来!!!(哈尔滨佛学院)

                              27.哈尔滨搞笑几大怪.大家都唱迟来的爱.

                                           

                                           

     

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